The bravest thing I ever did was continuing my life when I wanted to die.
"But I knew him."
"But I knew him."

"Look how fuckin’ tall Geoff’s house is.."

"Look how fuckin’ tall Geoff’s house is.."

*in which Geoff prepared in case of cat burglary*
Gavin: It's been Ryan-proofed.
Ryan: That sounds like a challenge.

fruitsofapathy:

SPRING JOKES.

On a side note, I really hate Tumblr’s lack of photoset options.

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

vineofficial:

This is fucked upThis fucked me up

what the…how the fuck? what the fuck?

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

vineofficial:

This is fucked up
This fucked me up

what the…how the fuck? what the fuck?

the-wonders-of-unreality:

If you haven’t taken the ‘Which Citizen of Night Vale are You?’ test then you’re missing out. 

ohdamnthosecheekbones:

sheisdrawntothefire:

Fun Fact: I am VERY bad a hydrating myself. If I ever die unexpectedly it’s probably because I just forgot to drink water for a week. 

Hail hydration

highyellowbasterd:

Geoff: Should I be getting a blowjob?
Burnie: Joel, will you show Brandon how to give a blowjob?

highyellowbasterd:

Geoff: Should I be getting a blowjob?

Burnie: Joel, will you show Brandon how to give a blowjob?

hausoftulito:

christmonsterx:

Remember this? This is iconic

Pisses me off when people say Do What U Want With My Body is about sex. LOOK AT THE DEEPER MEANING. “You can’t stop my voice cause, you don’t own my mind but, do what you want… What you want with my body…”